Saint Facetious is the alias of the international man of mystery.  The Saint, as his friends called him, grew up on the hard country streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma, under the gigantic praying hands of Oral Roberts and often had to dodge the footsteps of the fifty foot Jesus wherever he did go.  From there, he migrated to Stillwater to study Russian language and history and set up an underground newspaper, "The Crap in Review", pasted on the stall doors of bathrooms everywhere.  His laziness led him to drop the newspaper and graduate early, where he then joined forces with the US Government in Dallas and worked as an agent of the Department of Labor, where he slaved over secret codes of ambiguous sexual harassment and drank too much coffee, passing time with clandestine trips to Russia and London, chasing skirts and cheap cigars. From there, to Denver, where he found time to escape reviewing government regulations by hopping on the back of a motorcycle and kicking back the cool libations of craft beers.  After which, he joined the Peace Corps, still choosing a route of seemingly perpetual slavery underneath the cruel hands of the federal government.  But then, on August 19th, 2011, he found his release, and begun to live a life far away from desk jobs and regulations.  It was then, with his accordion in hand and hat on his head, he took to seriously traveling the world and ridding it of evil men and unloved women.

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